Epic Endgame Review

So, I just saw Avengers: Endgame and while my review style is to be somewhat interpretative to allow you to weigh my criticisms and praises to reflect on your own... but there are no opinions when it comes to this movie… only facts. The fact is this is the greatest film in all of existence. … Continue reading Epic Endgame Review

I Don’t Understand All the Fuss About ‘Us’

Jordan Peele's Doppelganger thriller has already proven itself both a commercial and critical success and in instances like this I would let the massive wave of other critics sing the same praises I had and consider my own input unnecessary. However, if I had to describe Us in one word it would be a toss … Continue reading I Don’t Understand All the Fuss About ‘Us’

‘The Nutcracker and the Four Realms’ Feels Like a Fever-Dream

Does Disney just make these live-action movies for the purpose of giving children sensory overload at this point. The Nutcracker and the Four Realms to put it succinctly is an overstimulating and over bloated movie with such an over reliance on CGI environments that it hopes it provides enough spectacle to take an extremely lackluster … Continue reading ‘The Nutcracker and the Four Realms’ Feels Like a Fever-Dream

The One Thing We Don’t Want to Admit About Avengers: Infinity War (Review)

Infinity: The Marvel War was a grand spectacle, ten years in the making, could a film ever live up to the hype of the masses? I’m going to be honest with you dear reader, why are you here? It’s not like everyone else on the planet is voicing their opinion on this movie and as … Continue reading The One Thing We Don’t Want to Admit About Avengers: Infinity War (Review)

40% on Rotten Tomatoes, Are the Critics Wrong on ‘A Wrinkle in Time’? (Long Review)

A Wrinkle in Time (more like a Drinkle of Wine,Please), Ava DuVernay’s big Disney adaptation featuring the future American president…Mindy Kaling. Adapting the 1960’s book by Madeleine L’Engle, the science fiction story hopes to use the vibrancy of cinema to bring this modern novel to a contemporary audience. However, the reception to this film has … Continue reading 40% on Rotten Tomatoes, Are the Critics Wrong on ‘A Wrinkle in Time’? (Long Review)

K Presents The Big Star Wars: The Last Jedi Review (Spoilers)

All right, let’s review Star Wars:The Last Jedi. I start this off by saying, I admittedly don’t have high stakes in major tent-pole blockbusters movies. I don’t really get wrapped up in the hype culture and the big hullabaloo that surrounds films like this. At the same time, I don’t really consider myself a film … Continue reading K Presents The Big Star Wars: The Last Jedi Review (Spoilers)

This Movie is Completely Insane! The Eyes of My Mother (Film Review)

The Eyes of My Mother is an incredibly crazy movie, about being absolutely insane. The film explores tales of a psychotic little girl who through traumatic experiences grows into a monster. This comes to us from the unique mind of Nicolas Pesce who served this film as both writer and director. Pesce gives us a … Continue reading This Movie is Completely Insane! The Eyes of My Mother (Film Review)

Trying To Make Sense of Mulholland Drive Upon First Viewing

David Lynch’s bizarre nonsensical film Mulholland Drive is an interesting viewing experience to say the least. I was warned going in that one does not simple understand the contents of Mulholland Drive upon the first viewing and that even on the nth time there still something new to notice. Here are my speculations, theories, and … Continue reading Trying To Make Sense of Mulholland Drive Upon First Viewing

The Invitation: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, The Spoilers Review

The Invitation is a film about a man invited to a dinner party by his ex-wife who he hasn’t seen in two years. Is this your average get together or is there something more going on with this sudden reunion? A simple premise that is promisingly open to spin in many directions this film does … Continue reading The Invitation: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, The Spoilers Review

Samurai Jack Season 5: Teach Them How to Say Goodbye.

Long ago in a distant past, the Cartoon Network, a shape-shifting channel, unleashed an unspeakable bit of news. The show of a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword would have no new episodes. Before a finale was created, creator Genndy Tartakovsky was flung into a new world of projects. Now the show sought its … Continue reading Samurai Jack Season 5: Teach Them How to Say Goodbye.

Leo the Lion: The Absolute Worst Animated Film review part (2)

Please read part 1 because we'll picking up right were we left off. Without further ado, here we go. So they go in search of the "heart of the jungle" which sounds like a bullshit McGuffin which if you don’t know a McGuffin describes an object or device in movies and books that serves only … Continue reading Leo the Lion: The Absolute Worst Animated Film review part (2)

The Worst Movie on Netflix? Ouija Experiment 2: The Ouija Resurrection (movie review) (Spoilers)

So at this point I have been practicing film criticism and identify multiple angles which to deconstruct a film into its storytelling, technical aspects, and how the production comes together. However, at this point I have been dealing out a lot of praise like most of you people, I enjoy the movies I watch. I … Continue reading The Worst Movie on Netflix? Ouija Experiment 2: The Ouija Resurrection (movie review) (Spoilers)