Two posts in a row with the same format, looks like Hollywood isn't the only losings it's creativity. Well, decided I had to post some good old simple movie reviews; movies is in the name and I don't like feeling like I'm false advertising. You know what you came for let's get into it. The … Continue reading The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly Red Box Rentals
I'm only reviewing this because I'm producing the sequel, Country Roads, Take Me Gnome. It's a road trip movie... but with gnomes. WHAT EVERYONE WANTS! Haha just...why did I watch this?? Netflix wanted to respond to all you Luke Cage and Iron Fist fans and delivery you something to keep your subscription and that's apparently....Gnome … Continue reading Don’t Be Caught ‘Gnome Alone’? (Review)
"It's pretty much just Hook, but without the bastardization of Neverland" I don't know about you but I think that's one for the box cover. I think that's the thing that Christopher Robin gets right, the adaptation of Pooh and friends just looks great. You do get a sense of that there's respect for the … Continue reading ‘Christopher Robin’ a Film That Will Test How Much You Love “Nothing”
If you haven't heard the news, Netflix is removing user reviews from it's site and I'm Grr... angry about it. No more stars and no more comments on the movie and I for one am going to miss it. There are numerous reviews on my site in which I checked the user reviews to get … Continue reading Netflix You Suck! I’m Going To Miss You User Reviews
Hello, and welcome to the movies. I like to stay well versed and watch movies good and bad as well as spanning across the entire history of film. Whatever period in film history your film buff repertoire is lacking I got you covered with a recommendation from each decade. I’ve tried to be random, but … Continue reading A Film Recommendation From Every Decade: I Bet You’ll Find Something New to Watch
Warning this movie does contain some sensitive subject matters, and a bunch of unfunny jokes (unrelated). Viewer discretion is advised. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EXGoL9zdMA This took too long to make for how bad it turned out. Hey we all have to start somewhere you know. If people can unironically release this terrible horrible no good very bad movie … Continue reading Haunting of the Innocent is Absolutely Horror-ible! At the Movies #1 [Video Review]
The Disaster Artist Quick Synopsis: James and Dave Franco transform into the real-life duo of Greg Sestero and Tommy Wiseau, the strange friendship behind the cult classic, “worst movie ever” The Room. Quick Review: I know these movies are connected by namesake till the end of time, but has anyone ever asked would it be … Continue reading Weekend Redbox Rentals (The Disaster Artist, Game Night, The 15:17 to Paris)
Hey! anon anon anon. Netflix’s new original movie starring Clive Owen and Amanda Seyfried, Anon, tells Batman V. Superman to move over as we have a great versus movie as we finally get to see who would win between the Watch Dogs hacking system and Google Chrome’s incognito mode. Anon comes to us from director/writer … Continue reading Netflix Original Anon (Review)
Oh Yorgos Lanthimos how I want to love you, but sadly I do not. Killing of a Sacred Deer is not a horribly executed film, nor does it lack an interesting premise, so I understand if you did enjoy this film, and I’m certainly not attacking your opinion. You have ever right to like it … Continue reading Not a Fan – Episode #2 Killing of a Sacred Deer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi-FO5IIRwQ&t=333s Another boring video essay I suppose.... I want to take a small time here, though I suppose I'll do a post on the exact day but K at the Movies has almost been a "thing?" for a whole year. So weird, I can't believe I single handedly brought down Movie Pilot... in my … Continue reading Public Domain Theater – Now Playing: Spider Baby (1964) [Video Review]
Friend Request follows the journey of me, trying to sit through a movie I regret watching. I thought this movie might be a fun laugh given that it is the dumb Facebook horror movie but it's just not worth sitting through. I would say Bedeviled was had fun with itself, I'd even say Satanic was at … Continue reading Friend Request (Review)
I just saw Eighth Grade and it was delightful. Comedian Bo Burnham makes his directorial debut and it seems to fit the introspective material that has been the staple of his young career. Despite Burnham having a great sense of humor, I wouldn't sell you this movie as a comedy. The film certainly has its … Continue reading ‘Eighth Grade’ Bo Burnham’s Directorial Debut has its charm.
Hey, have you ever been reading an article of mine and wish I would just shut-up! Do you wish you could have a better understanding of my movie tastes and what I would recommend you seeing in a quick and easily digestible format now you can. I am know on Letterboxd an app and … Continue reading Get More Movie Reviews and Recommendations!
Steven Spielberg’s adaptation of Ready Player One is a fun adaptation that is certainly not flawless but for the target audience of younger children and video game fans this one should be a doosie. Before going into my thoughts on certain plot elements and potential spoilers I want to address some overarching points. The special … Continue reading The Best Movie I’ve Seen All Year! Easter -Egg fun fills Ready Player One (Review)
Today I learned that WordPress will not limit how long my title can be... interesting. With that bit of new found knowledge I came up with the original title of "The County Office is on Fire and The Cows are Exploding! What's Going On In The Mind of Martin McDonagh Director of 'Three Billboards Outside … Continue reading The County Sheriff’s Office is on Fire and The Cows are Exploding! (Review)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwQ-NH1rRT4 The Florida Project is an exhibition of guerilla filmmaking at it’s finest. Director Sean Baker greatly improves from his iPhone shot film Tangerine and produces such a charming movie. The Florida Project is a mixture of false fantasy and the harsh reality that presents an absent plot film that gives us a slice of … Continue reading The Magic Found Beyond Wealth: ‘The Florida Project’ (Review)
It’s that time of year again. The Oscars! The talk around the prestigious March 4 Academy Award show is now in full effect. The nominees have just been released and as always there are a couple of surprises. I’m assuming everyone else is going to cover the snubs and surprises and since I really haven’t … Continue reading These Shorts are Amazing! Know Your Nominee: Best Animated Short Film (2018)
Film has this amazing intrinsic quality of capturing the imagination. Unraveling our subconscious, and exploring the beauty of interpretation. No film has reminded me of such quality than the recent Netflix addition in Before I Wake. The movie is wonderful, staring Kate Bosworth and Thomas Jane as two grieving parents who after the death of … Continue reading The True Meaning Behind Netflix Original ‘Before I wake’
"It’s like Moonrise Kingdom… if everyone was bat-sxxt crazy!" – K (2018) Netflix released its new Original Series this January and boy is it something. The 8 Episode, roughly 20 minutes a piece dark comedy love story is an easy watch that’s a lot of fun. You can easily watch them all in one sitting … Continue reading Did You Watch ‘The End of The Fxxxing World’ Yet? Netflix Original Series (review)
It has become a common theory in the world that through our long history of storytelling that a point is being reached that all the stories have already been told. The thought behind this belief mostly stems from the advancement of media literacy, recognizing skeleton story frames such as the “Hero’s Journey” and other archetypes … Continue reading Master of None, Bicycle Thieves, and The Blind Man’s Lost Dog
Table of Content Introduction Overview/review Characters Rasputin Music and Musical Why Doesn't Disney Sell Anastasia Merchandise? What Happened to Fox Animation Studios? Animation Is Anastasia Historically Accurate? Conclusion Introduction It’s fair to call Anastasia (Don Bluth, Gary Goldman, 1997) a classic right? It’s well received, sitting at an 86% certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes, and a 7.1/10 on IMDb. It holds a legacy as an Oscar nominated film and the historical feat of pioneering the “rich” history of the Fox Animation Studio… more on that later. The film has recently just become two decades old, and it hasn’t disappeared from relevancy. On the contrary, it just got adapted into a Broadway musical by the same team of Stephen Flaherty and Lynn Ahrens who earned the film its, “Oscar nominations for Best Original Song (“Journey to the Past”) and for Best Music: Original Musical or Comedy Score” – Adam Hetrick Playbill The film even a box-office success, earning a nearly a hundred forty million worldwide on an estimated fifty-million-dollar budget. Still, I just feel that despite the “success” of the film, this film garners the same amount of admiration as Disney’s more lackluster efforts such as Treasure Planet or Atlantis: the Lost Empire. That said why don’t we take a look and see if Anastasia has withstood the test of time.
So I just watched Circle (2015) a film that has the great misfortune of having a name that is dangerously close to a film that stars the like of Tom Hanks and Emma Watson. Not to be confused with the bomb that was The Circle, this is a suspenseful Science-fiction thriller directed by the team of … Continue reading Would You Survive?!? Circle (2015) Quick Movie Review
All right, let’s review Star Wars:The Last Jedi. I start this off by saying, I admittedly don’t have high stakes in major tent-pole blockbusters movies. I don’t really get wrapped up in the hype culture and the big hullabaloo that surrounds films like this. At the same time, I don’t really consider myself a film … Continue reading K Presents The Big Star Wars: The Last Jedi Review (Spoilers)
Some Freaks is an independent movie on Netflix directed by Ian MacAllister McDonald. This indie darling is the tale of two high school outcasts who find romance; having the time of their lives until they come to encounter that the volatile nature of youth may become an impossible adversity to overbear. I will now demonstrate … Continue reading Some Freaks (2016) Quick Review
Ladies and gentlemen, boy gents and little lassies and welcome to First Impressions. First Impressions can be difficult as I'm sure you already left and clicked onto something else by now. No you're still with me, dashing! With the numerous shows out there to binge or occupy our time it's difficult to decide upon which … Continue reading First Impressions Episode 1: Dark and MindHunter
To the 53 people who've watched A Christmas Prince every day for the past 18 days: Who hurt you? — Netflix US (@netflix) December 11, 2017 Who are you to judge Netflix if I... I mean other people wanted to watch A Christmas Prince every day for about three weeks. I'm sure it's a delightful movie … Continue reading Is There Such A Thing As Too Much “Christmas Prince”?
Edgar Wright's darling of the summer of 2017, Baby Driver is widely adored by pretty much everyone. The Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, and Scott Pilgrim vs the World director gives the high-adrenaline action packed tale of Baby (Ansel Elgort), a get away driver who trying to finish his debt to service to Doc (Kevin … Continue reading NOT A FAN Episode 1: Baby Driver
The Modern movie-making climate largely revolves around spectacle. With advancements in SFX the ability to generate grander than life visuals to captivate the masses. The Great Train Robbery (Porter, 1903) and a Trip to the Moon (Milies, 1902) are exemplary of how the moving picture has always been about creating some sort of enticement to … Continue reading A Small Comedy Impresses in ‘The Big Sick’
Ready for more Goosebumps? Beware, because today we have some real spooky things to worry about so let's get right into it. Cue the show intro. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNFx28NGLfI The Cuckoo Clock of Doom The episode opens up with Michael dribbling a basketball and being a normal kid when he stumbles upon some blood. Deciding to investigate … Continue reading In For A Scare? ‘The Cuckoo Clock of Doom’ and ‘Phantom of the Auditorium’ (Goosebumps Review)
Hi ya Georgie. I'm K, now that we're not strangers how about you spend time here at my humble corner of the internet down in the drain. We got plenty of cool stuff here, from film reviews to other various posts regarding movies. Plus much more to come from horror movie reviews, ways to spend … Continue reading K in the Drain, Spooky October Update.