The Bubble Fraud: This Bubble Review is Double the Trouble

Netflix released The Bubble a spoof movie that attempts to prove that the filming during the pandemic is a great source wacky antics and total shenanigans. Yeah that global event where people died and worried about their livelihood for times on end, wouldn't you like if celebrities made it all about themselves. I sat through …

Bald (2009) Is A Movie I Find Truly Disturbing

Concessions Confession: Phalacrophobia - The Fear of Going Bald Logline: Andrew Wood has to deal with premature balding and his buddies soft core pornography website startup. What wacky shenanigan's ensue in the worst parts of Annie Hall meet the Worst parts of American Pie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4HzFUIk8Jg&ab_channel=LcReaG Bald is to simply put it, one of the worst …

Tom Hanks is a Method DnD Player in ‘Mazes and Monsters’

Concessions Confession: Tom Hanks has his first leading role in what is shameless Christian mom propaganda movie. It turns out with the message similar to "Pokemon demonic and bad" just doesn't inspire a good script. Logline: A group of college students agree to start playing the fantasy role-playing game "Mazes and Monsters". However as one …

Cringer-Ella Is Worse Than I Ever Imagined

Very rarely would I describe watching a film and say that I hated every minute of it. Usually there's some area of production that I can call neat or even during the worst things I usual have a chuckle at film's expense. Then I watched Amazon Prime's Cinderella and there was no redeeming quality and …

He’s All That, The Movie Not So Much

Concessions Confessions: After what I have witnessed.... I'm starting to think that Oedipus guy had the right idea. Logline: Tik Tok star Addison Rae is featured in the Netflix remake of She's All That and the end product feels like it should constitute as capitol punishment. In fairness I thought I knew what I was …

Space Jam 2 Review: Welcome to Brand Synergy

Concessions Confession: Everything leading up to this made me believe this was going to be a disastrous spectacle that I just couldn't miss out on. However, it ends up being a mixed-bag of horrific and terrific as for every improvement to the original it missteps with noticeable flaw. Logline: LeBron upsets Warner Bros. Al. G. …

An Unexpected Romance? Pandamonium (Part 2)

This is a review of the script Pandamonium and a document of my descent into madness trying to rationalize it. It is heavily encouraged you start with part 1. Thank you. Hi-Jinks Ensue Move over Disneyland we have a new happiest place on Earth! Synopsis: Bamboo fears Clara and Nick will get rid of him, …

The Best Movie That Never Was! – Pandamonium (part 1)

Welcome to a Different Review We like to have fun here, whether that is reviewing a fantastically fun flick or an amazing anime series. This time we will be doing neither of those things…or both depending on how you look at it. Because today’s post is going to be a mock attempt at script coverage. …

I Hate ‘The Cabin in the Woods’ – 31 Spooks of October

7/10 on IMDb, 91% on Rotten Tomatoes, and 3 out of 4 on Ebert…… and I hate it. The Cabin in the Woods is divisive and is either consider a clever game changer or as I would call it…. Crap. The Cabin in the Woods initially appears to be a standard affair: 5 troupes go …

Is There Such a Thing as Too Much Christmas Dog?

Twas the night before Christmas and all here is groovy. Except for the panic to gift one more Christmas post from K at the Movies. " I have no ideas and there's only one week!" K let out in a shriek. K shrugged his shoulder comforted by the thought that whatever he would have come …

‘The Nutcracker and the Four Realms’ Feels Like a Fever-Dream

Does Disney just make these live-action movies for the purpose of giving children sensory overload at this point. The Nutcracker and the Four Realms to put it succinctly is an overstimulating and over bloated movie with such an over reliance on CGI environments that it hopes it provides enough spectacle to take an extremely lackluster …

Don’t Be Caught ‘Gnome Alone’? (Review)

I'm only reviewing this because I'm producing the sequel, Country Roads, Take Me Gnome. It's a road trip movie... but with gnomes. WHAT EVERYONE WANTS! Haha just...why did I watch this?? Netflix wanted to respond to all you Luke Cage and Iron Fist fans and delivery you something to keep your subscription and that's apparently....Gnome …

Why ‘Blockers’ is Everything Wrong With Movies

Blockers is the perfect summation of everything I find wrong with movies today. I’m sure most of you would jump in to say how Transformers 5 or The Emoji Movie would be a better fit for such a claim; I would argue that Blockers demonstrates how through shallow manipulation a giant turd such as this …

Vine Star’s Awful Comedy Movie – Holiday Breakup (At the Movies #2)

https://youtu.be/Ys_f55YR5JM I'm glad vine is dead. The video is admittedly a little rough around the edges but I mean so is sand paper. Sorry my thoughts aren't very cohesive in this one either, in my defense this movie slowly eats away at your IQ I swear.  Below while be the video script if you're one …

Haunting of the Innocent is Absolutely Horror-ible! At the Movies #1 [Video Review]

Warning this movie does contain some sensitive subject matters, and a bunch of unfunny jokes (unrelated). Viewer discretion is advised. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EXGoL9zdMA This took too long to make for how bad it turned out. Hey we all have to start somewhere you know. If people can unironically release this terrible horrible no good very bad movie …

Friend Request (Review)

Friend Request follows the journey of me, trying to sit through a movie I regret watching. I thought this movie might be a fun laugh given that it is the dumb Facebook horror movie but it's just not worth sitting through. I would say Bedeviled was had fun with itself, I'd even say Satanic was at …

Every Episode of “Boss Baby: Back in Business” Ranked

Hello, I'm K and I hate myself. So with that in mind I decided to watch the entire first season of Boss Baby: Back in Business. Dreamworks' Boss Baby is everyone's favorite movie... I think and after the outrage followings it's loss at the Oscars for Best Animated feature to Coco it only made sense for …

40% on Rotten Tomatoes, Are the Critics Wrong on ‘A Wrinkle in Time’? (Long Review)

A Wrinkle in Time (more like a Drinkle of Wine,Please), Ava DuVernay’s big Disney adaptation featuring the future American president…Mindy Kaling. Adapting the 1960’s book by Madeleine L’Engle, the science fiction story hopes to use the vibrancy of cinema to bring this modern novel to a contemporary audience. However, the reception to this film has …

Is Horror Dead? – Part 1 (The 1st Purge)

Chances are if you’ve seen a horror movie recently it was utterly horror-ible. What once was a genre of experimentation and resourcefulness is now an embarrassing label to give lazy and uninspired garbage. Pushing the envelope of crafting grotesque special effects or bizarre unsettling alterations to the film media has swiftly been replaced with obnoxiously …

Just Plain Bad. ‘The Open House’ (2018) Movie (if you can Call it That) Review.

I'm at a loss for words. I don't really want to spend much time on this movie which I think is extremely justified because I don't this movie spent much time on this movie. You know how they say like Tommy Wiseau's The Room is the best worst movie ever because it's just so damn …

10 Examples of Why The ‘Wish Upon’ Script is an Abomination

Wish Upon (2017) sucks. It's obviously uninspired and brutal to sit through. If you like cheap horror semantics, formula plots/cinematography/editing, and overall blandness then go knock yourself out. Yet, this movie lives in this bizarre world of completely not understanding youth culture... or I think just humans in general. It is one of the most …

‘Bedeviled’ The 21st Century Boogieman

“I don’t fear death so much as I fear its prologues: loneliness, decrepitude, pain, debilitation, depression, senility. After a few years of those, I imagine death presents like a holiday at the beach” – Mary Roach Scary as that might be Mary, obviously you forgot about the true terror of life… a smart phone. Smartphones …