Why ‘Blockers’ is Everything Wrong With Movies

Blockers is the perfect summation of everything I find wrong with movies today. I’m sure most of you would jump in to say how Transformers 5 or The Emoji Movie would be a better fit for such a claim; I would argue that Blockers demonstrates how through shallow manipulation a giant turd such as this … Continue reading Why ‘Blockers’ is Everything Wrong With Movies

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Vine Star’s Awful Comedy Movie – Holiday Breakup (At the Movies #2)

https://youtu.be/Ys_f55YR5JM I'm glad vine is dead. The video is admittedly a little rough around the edges but I mean so is sand paper. Sorry my thoughts aren't very cohesive in this one either, in my defense this movie slowly eats away at your IQ I swear.  Below while be the video script if you're one … Continue reading Vine Star’s Awful Comedy Movie – Holiday Breakup (At the Movies #2)

Haunting of the Innocent is Absolutely Horror-ible! At the Movies #1 [Video Review]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmF9ThijWR8 This took too long to make for how bad it turned out. Hey we all have to start somewhere you know. If people can unironically release this terrible horrible no good very bad movie with no shame than I guess I can make something to. Thanks for stopping by to watch especially y'all making … Continue reading Haunting of the Innocent is Absolutely Horror-ible! At the Movies #1 [Video Review]

Friend Request (Review)

Friend Request follows the journey of me, trying to sit through a movie I regret watching. I thought this movie might be a fun laugh given that it is the dumb Facebook horror movie but it's just not worth sitting through. I would say Bedeviled was had fun with itself, I'd even say Satanic was at … Continue reading Friend Request (Review)

Every Episode of “Boss Baby: Back in Business” Ranked

Hello, I'm K and I hate myself. So with that in mind I decided to watch the entire first season of Boss Baby: Back in Business. Dreamworks' Boss Baby is everyone's favorite movie... I think and after the outrage followings it's loss at the Oscars for Best Animated feature to Coco it only made sense for … Continue reading Every Episode of “Boss Baby: Back in Business” Ranked

40% on Rotten Tomatoes, Are the Critics Wrong on ‘A Wrinkle in Time’? (Long Review)

A Wrinkle in Time (more like a Drinkle of Wine,Please), Ava DuVernay’s big Disney adaptation featuring the future American president…Mindy Kaling. Adapting the 1960’s book by Madeleine L’Engle, the science fiction story hopes to use the vibrancy of cinema to bring this modern novel to a contemporary audience. However, the reception to this film has … Continue reading 40% on Rotten Tomatoes, Are the Critics Wrong on ‘A Wrinkle in Time’? (Long Review)

Is Horror Dead? – Part 1 (The 1st Purge)

Chances are if you’ve seen a horror movie recently it was utterly horror-ible. What once was a genre of experimentation and resourcefulness is now an embarrassing label to give lazy and uninspired garbage. Pushing the envelope of crafting grotesque special effects or bizarre unsettling alterations to the film media has swiftly been replaced with obnoxiously … Continue reading Is Horror Dead? – Part 1 (The 1st Purge)