Haunting of the Innocent is Absolutely Horror-ible! At the Movies #1 [Video Review]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmF9ThijWR8 This took too long to make for how bad it turned out. Hey we all have to start somewhere you know. If people can unironically release this terrible horrible no good very bad movie with no shame than I guess I can make something to. Thanks for stopping by to watch especially y'all making … Continue reading Haunting of the Innocent is Absolutely Horror-ible! At the Movies #1 [Video Review]

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Friend Request (Review)

Friend Request follows the journey of me, trying to sit through a movie I regret watching. I thought this movie might be a fun laugh given that it is the dumb Facebook horror movie but it's just not worth sitting through. I would say Bedeviled was had fun with itself, I'd even say Satanic was at … Continue reading Friend Request (Review)

Every Episode of “Boss Baby: Back in Business” Ranked

Hello, I'm K and I hate myself. So with that in mind I decided to watch the entire first season of Boss Baby: Back in Business. Dreamworks' Boss Baby is everyone's favorite movie... I think and after the outrage followings it's loss at the Oscars for Best Animated feature to Coco it only made sense for … Continue reading Every Episode of “Boss Baby: Back in Business” Ranked

40% on Rotten Tomatoes, Are the Critics Wrong on ‘A Wrinkle in Time’? (Long Review)

A Wrinkle in Time (more like a Drinkle of Wine,Please), Ava DuVernay’s big Disney adaptation featuring the future American president…Mindy Kaling. Adapting the 1960’s book by Madeleine L’Engle, the science fiction story hopes to use the vibrancy of cinema to bring this modern novel to a contemporary audience. However, the reception to this film has … Continue reading 40% on Rotten Tomatoes, Are the Critics Wrong on ‘A Wrinkle in Time’? (Long Review)

Is Horror Dead? – Part 1 (The 1st Purge)

Chances are if you’ve seen a horror movie recently it was utterly horror-ible. What once was a genre of experimentation and resourcefulness is now an embarrassing label to give lazy and uninspired garbage. Pushing the envelope of crafting grotesque special effects or bizarre unsettling alterations to the film media has swiftly been replaced with obnoxiously … Continue reading Is Horror Dead? – Part 1 (The 1st Purge)

Just Plain Bad. ‘The Open House’ (2018) Movie (if you can Call it That) Review.

I'm at a loss for words. I don't really want to spend much time on this movie which I think is extremely justified because I don't this movie spent much time on this movie. You know how they say like Tommy Wiseau's The Room is the best worst movie ever because it's just so damn … Continue reading Just Plain Bad. ‘The Open House’ (2018) Movie (if you can Call it That) Review.

10 Examples of Why The ‘Wish Upon’ Script is an Abomination

Wish Upon (2017) sucks. It's obviously uninspired and brutal to sit through. If you like cheap horror semantics, formula plots/cinematography/editing, and overall blandness then go knock yourself out. Yet, this movie lives in this bizarre world of completely not understanding youth culture... or I think just humans in general. It is one of the most … Continue reading 10 Examples of Why The ‘Wish Upon’ Script is an Abomination