Red-Boxing – Which Rental Should You Pick Up? (Death Wish vs Red Sparrow)

Death Wish (2018) Director Eli Roth and Bruce Willis team up for an ill-received vigilante justice action movie remake. I understand why the critics response is so low because sitting through this one in the theater is probably a chore but this was like the perfect movie to half-pay attention to. There’s goofy, kind of […]

The Commuter (2018) Review

Director Jaume Collet-Serra and a team of writers with not a lot of credits come together to make another indiscernible Liam Neeson action movie. This movie is… meh. The first 15 minutes of the movie turns into one of the most hilariously over-edited sequences I’ve seen. The film has no trust in its audience to […]

Have a Good Time with ‘Good Time’ (Review)

Looks like it’s time to stop giving Robert Patterson shit for that one terrible role that haunts his past. Listen I don’t care how much you hated Water for Elephants the man does have talent. Patterson has an enthralling performance as that guy you don’t want to make eye contact with when in a Jack-in-the-Box at […]

‘Atomic Blonde’ The Good, The Bad, The Ugly (Review)

This movie could be described as a total bombshell or better yet a “blonde-shell”! Ha ha… I only amuse myself. By that I mean the 1st Oxford dictionary definition: 1. An unexpected and surprising event, especially an unpleasant one. But also the second definition works as well: 2. informal A very attractive woman. Not so sure about […]

NOT A FAN Episode 1: Baby Driver

Edgar Wright’s darling of the summer of 2017, Baby Driver is widely adored by pretty much everyone. The Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, and Scott Pilgrim vs the World director gives the high-adrenaline action packed tale of Baby (Ansel Elgort), a get away driver who trying to finish his debt to service to Doc (Kevin […]