Hello there, roughly a month ago I decided I wanted to feature more creative writing content on the site so here we are back at it again. However, this time I decided to help the Russo Brothers out by using the movie script generator and sort of Mad-libbing our way to the perfect script for the new upcoming Avengers.

Be sure to go here: https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/movie-script/ to have your own fun coming up with movie plots, short stories, and even creative writing prompts.

Without further ado here is the trainwreck that let’s be honest would still be an enjoyable fun movie… oh and spoilers this is the leaked Avengers 4 script.

 

FADE IN:

EXT. WAKANDA – AFTERNOON

Charismatic Avenger (IRON MAN) TONY STARK is arguing with strong First Avenger (CAPTAIN AMERICA) STEVE ROGERS. TONY tries to hug STEVE but he shakes him off.

TONY

Please Steve, don’t leave me.

STEVE

I’m sorry Tony, but I’m looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.

TONY

I am such a person!

STEVE frowns.

STEVE

I’m sorry, Tony. I just don’t feel excited by this relationship anymore.

STEVE leaves. TONY sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, daring ruler of Asgard THOR ODINSON barges in looking flustered.

TONY

Goodness, Thor! Is everything okay?

THOR

I’m afraid not.

TONY

What is it? Don’t keep me in suspense…

THOR

It’s … an alien … I saw an evil alien write them out of existence a bunch of half the universe!

TONY

Defenseless half the universe?

THOR

Yes, defenseless half the universe!

TONY

Bloomin’ heck, Thor! We’ve got to do something.

THOR

I agree, but I wouldn’t know where to start.

TONY

You can start by telling me where this happened.

THOR

I was…

THOR fans himself and begins to wheeze.

TONY

Focus Thor, focus! Where did it happen?

THOR

Titan! That’s right – Titan!

TONY springs up and begins to run.

 

EXT. A ROAD – CONTINUOUS

TONY rushes along the street, followed by THOR. They take a shortcut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

EXT. TITAN – SHORTLY AFTER

THANOS THE MAD TITAN an arrogant alien terrorises two half the universe.

TONY, closely followed by THOR, rushes towards THANOS, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

THOR

What is is? What’s the matter?

TONY

That’s not just any old alien, that’s Thanos the mad titan!

THOR

Who’s Thanos the mad titan?

TONY

Who’s Thanos the mad titan? Who’s Thanos the mad titan? Only the most arrogant alien in the universe!

THOR

Blinkin’ knickers, Tony! We’re going to need some help if we’re going to stop the most arrogant alien in the universe!

TONY

You can say that again.

THOR

Blinkin’ knickers, Tony! We’re going to need some help if we’re going to stop the most arrogant alien in the universe!

TONY

I’m going to need Stormbreaker, lots of Stormbreaker.

Thanos turns and sees Tony and Thor. He grins an evil grin.

THANOS

Tony Stark, we meet again.

THOR

You’ve met?

TONY

Yes. It was a long, long time ago…

 

EXT. A PARK – BACK IN TIME

A young TONY is sitting in a park listening to some classical music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.

He looks up and sees THANOS. He takes off his headphones.

THANOS

Would you like some chocolate?

TONY’s eyes light up, but then he studies THANOS more closely, and looks uneasy.

TONY

I don’t know, you look kind of arrogant.

THANOS

Me? No. I’m not arrogant. I’m the least arrogant alien in the world.

TONY

Wait, you’re a alien?

TONY runs away, screaming.

 

EXT. TITAN – PRESENT DAY

THANOS

You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.

THOR

(To TONY) You ran away?

TONY

(To THOR) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?

TONY turns to THANOS.

TONY

I may have run away from you then, but I won’t run away this time!

TONY runs away.

He turns back and shouts.

TONY

I mean, I am running away, but I’ll be back – with Stormbreaker.

THANOS

I’m not scared of you.

TONY

You should be.

 

EXT. NEW YORK CITY – LATER THAT DAY

TONY and THOR walk around searching for something.

TONY

I feel sure I left my Stormbreaker somewhere around here.

THOR

Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly Stormbreaker.

TONY

You know nothing Thor Odinson.

THOR

We’ve been searching for ages. I really don’t think they’re here.

Suddenly, THANOS appears, holding a pair of Stormbreaker.

THANOS

Looking for something?

THOR

Crikey, Tony, he’s got your Stormbreaker.

TONY

Tell me something I don’t already know!

THOR

The earth’s circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.

TONY

I know that already!

THOR

I’m afraid of dust.

THANOS

(appalled) Dude!

While THANOS is looking at THOR with disgust, TONY lunges forward and grabs his deadly Stormbreaker. He wields them, triumphantly.

TONY

Prepare to die, you arrogant carrot!

THANOS

No please! All I did was write them out of existence a bunch of half the universe!

STEVE enters, unseen by any of the others.

TONY

I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those half the universe were defenceless! Well now they have a defender – and that’s me! Tony Stark defender of innocent half the universe.

THANOS

Don’t hurt me! Please!

TONY

Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t use these Stormbreaker on you right away!

THANOS

Because Tony, I am your father.

TONY looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.

TONY

No you’re not!

THANOS

Ah well, it had to be worth a try.

THANOS tries to grab the Stormbreaker but TONY dodges out of the way.

TONY

Who’s the daddy now? Huh? Huh?

Unexpectedly, THANOS slumps to the ground.

THOR

Did he just faint?

TONY

I think so. Well that’s disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly Stormbreaker.

TONY crouches over THANOS’s body.

THOR

Be careful, Tony. It could be a trick.

TONY

No, it’s not a trick. It appears that… It would seem… Thanos the mad titan is dead!

TONY

What?

TONY

Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.

THOR claps his hands.

THOR

So your Stormbreaker did save the day, after all.

STEVE steps forward.

STEVE

Is it true? Did you kill the arrogant alien?

TONY

Steve how long have you been…?

STEVE puts his arm around TONY.

STEVE

Long enough.

TONY

Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Thanos the mad titan.

STEVE

Then the half the universe are safe?

TONY

It does seem that way!

A crowd of vulnerable half the universe enter, looking relieved.

STEVE

You are their hero.

The half the universe bow to TONY.

TONY

There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Thanos the mad titan will never write out of existence half the universe ever again, is enough for me.

STEVE

You are humble as well as brave!

One of the half the universe passes TONY a mystical infinity stone

STEVE

I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.

TONY

I couldn’t possibly.

Pause.

TONY

Well, if you insist.

TONY takes the infinity stone.

TONY

Thank you.

The half the universe bow their heads once more, and leave.

TONY turns to STEVE.

TONY

Does this mean you want me back?

STEVE

Oh, Tony, of course I want you back!

TONY smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.

TONY

Well you can’t have me.

STEVE

WHAT?

TONY

You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare an alien to death before you would believe in me. I don’t want a lover like that.

STEVE

But…

TONY

Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin – my best friend, Thor.

THOR grins.

STEVE

But…

THOR

You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!

STEVE

Tony?

TONY

I’m sorry Steve, but I think you should skidaddle.

STEVE leaves.

THOR turns to TONY.

THOR

Did you mean that? You know … that I’m your best friend?

TONY

Of course you are!

The two walk off arm in arm.

Suddenly THOR stops.

THOR

When I said I’m afraid of dust, you know I was just trying to distract the alien don’t you?

FADE OUT

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