Why Don’t Celebrity Couples Ever Last?

To the dismay of many it was recently made public that after eight years together in marriage, Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are separating. This marks the end of the road for our cute untapped celebrity couple pet name of “Paris” or maybe “Fratt”. I’m not here to speculate as to the reasons why, I …

3 Ideas Worse Than ‘The Emoji Movie’

The Emoji Movie is being decreed as a sign of the end of times, a movie that marks almost everything wrong with modern cinema. While The Emoji Movie is the epitome of a film “no one really wanted” and while I intend on avoiding this movie like the plague, it makes sense to me. Like it or not …

Remember the Classics: Paramount Serves its Perfect Dish in ‘Duck Soup’

A film comes together similar to a main dish, a mix of ingredients following a recipe established by the kitchen. For a film, that kitchen that controls the ingredients and creates the recipes that distinguished the dish from another kitchen is the production studio. Classic Hollywood's Big Five studios ( Warner Bros., Paramount, Universal, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, …

Dark Night: Bold and Brash? More Like Belongs in the Trash.

In search for my next film review I entered the recently added section of Netflix and decided upon watching Dark Night. Don’t confuse it with Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight because that is actually an enjoyable and well produced film unlike this. The interesting thing about this film is that it happens to fail in every aspect conceivable …

Guess What’s Coming in August? All Films Being Released This Month

The month of August is going to be… a really interesting month in terms of movies. This is the second time I’ve stepped up to the plate to address movies coming soon as I did so for multiple films in the month of July. It was a fun topic to cover, in the first installment I …

A Fresh and Enticing War Film. Dunkirk Review

Dunkirk has opened in theaters to both critical (93% on Rotten Tomatoes) and box office (reportedly “The film has now earned $63.8m domestic in five days of release” on Forbes) success. Dunkirk is the recent film written and directed by Christopher Nolan (The Dark Night Trilogy, Memento, Inception) as he attempts to capture the events on and near the …

Spider-Man: Homecoming One Paragraph Review

I, like many of you saw Spider-Man: Homecoming and it's a pretty enjoyable film. I've also seen that everyone and their mother, and their grandmother has done: a review, or an Easter egg hunt, or speculation of a sequel content or franchise comparisons or how it expands the Marvel universe or pretty much anything discussing the …